How to say nothing with 500 words

Now that´s something I always wanted to know. How can I fill a post with magic little words, that give my topic volume and substance. How can I spice up the text without spoiling a good effort.
Something that will definetly help is this "little" post I found floating around the net. Well writen, easy to understand and with a healthy touch of humor to lighten up a rather dry theme.
Hope it helps me to improve my stuff here. Hope it helps you too, so keep blogging and keep living.
Oh, and before I forget. Check it out here.

Cheers,



Chris